Funny Hate Mail Received

[*****]

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[Qeruberosu]

"He just has no life...no life at all."

Thanks for the video Deebo, that was good.

[Groms]

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Wow....so there is actually people like this in the world. What a way to waste time:P
He has to use a lot more time writing all the messages, while the reciever can use "delete all messages" and thats that.

[UnKnown_Drive]

Alright guys, I got a good one for ya. This happened about an hour or so ago.

So me and my friend were playing a bunch of matches together where randoms can join. This Jin player joined our lobby and sent a message saying, "Learn how to spell". He was referencing my gamertag, since the "zero" in "zeroAngelus07" wasn't properly capitalized (Least, that's what I assume he meant). After I beat him in a match, my friend booted him because he was mad scrubby and preferred good players to join. After that, the guy sent a message saying, "Stop grabbing", because he kept eating my DEN 2+3. Seems like a regular troll, right? Well here's the kicker...

Even though the hatemail was directed towards me, he sent them to my friend instead. The dude tried to troll, but was such an idiot that he couldn't even send it to the right person. And he just kept on sending messages to him! Even though my friend clarified that he was sending it to the wrong person, he still kept messaging him. In response, my friend put him in his place and blocked him. He didn't tell me what exactly he said, but I wish he did.

When my friend told about the whole thing, I just casually sent the idiot a message saying "Good games.". He never responded to it.

[DonatedKibbles]

Just in case key:
WD = wave dash
WS = while standing
wR = While riseing. I dont know the universal terms, but these are the abbrv. I use


Well, I usualy dont get rage mail, sadly. But I do recall a time where I would play "Try hard passifict" Where I would WD threatening towards my foe but BDC right before they attack. I deliberatly miss a wiff punish and I continue to run away from my opponent.. When the confusion hits, I just WD and drag him across the stage.

There was a time, a time I wish I would've recorded. I played against a very impressive Law!(Dont see many of those) Instead of being respectfull and giving a good match. I thought to myself 'What if I can time out these three rounds?'

The match starts, and lucky for me, his first move: he doublebacks showing his defence.
So I took the moment and I took a WD towards him. He held back, expecting to block some shananagans. I continued to WD, pushing him back agsint the wall. (Mystical forest) After about 3seconds of threat, he tried Laws Df/4,4 (I think thats the notation) Right when I mashed out a side step. Instead of punishing the wiff, I continue to sidestep untill my back was against the wall. He turned around and went right for Law's poision arrow. Right when I used Roger's wall run. (I litteraly backfliped over him and had another Back turned wiff punish oppertunity) But, I instantly started to bdc away.

By this time the confusion set in, and he stood still to observe my actions. I backed up as far as I could and I used Roger's B/3+4, Dance.

I wasnt planning to wait till the last moment to win, I was actually going to toss the match anyways, However he thought otherwise and felt offence. He ran to me and grabbed me (while I t'was dancing) And I broke out of the special grab with 1+2. No it wasnt pro, It was a panic mash. But he got the message.

I continued to chicken him untill 60 counts passed and the round ended 100% vs 100%

At this time I was lmao, and he was greatly unamused.

The start of the second round, he just stood there.
Im guessing he gave up. so I took a WD and did WS/4 (Not WR) of course he blocked it, but I continued to skrimish him. Side stepping, BDs, WD, and throwing out random 4s knowing they will be blocked.

When the count was one 10 seconds remaining, he decided he has had enough and he tried to use a low, I dont recall which. Either way, I accidently Low parried it.

Seeing the blessing, I jumped over him, as I would to set up a backturned oki.
Instead of doing anything I just turned around to face him again. Being the good player that he is, he waited for a bit before doing anything of the techtrap.

I stood idle, he went in for a wakeup low with 3counts left. and I low parried him, jumping over him again as the time went out

Again 100% for 100%

He took it to the dash (RQ) before the thrid round started and sent me a message saying

"....."

And I lmao. Not because of the RQ or the message

But because I knew exactly how he felt.
What could you possibly say to that?
I made the best impression of a lifetime. (And im nowhere near as good as the impression states)

I didnt reply, There was no reply needed. Im going to let him continue to think im an unearthly player :'3 Trololol

[LonerHero]

I remmber last time while I played
Hater : tekkn6 what a stupid I'd means u are king of iron fist huh?
Me : what's wrong with that
Hater : CUZ YOU ARE STUPID LARS PLAYER STOP THE GOD DAMN JUGGLES
Me : why won't u do juggles too?
Hater : SCREW YOU
*ding dong rage quit*
In soul calibur
Hater : go play tekken
Me : huh?
*rage quit*

[Freakula]

I got hate mail one time and it was against me using Marshal Law

this guy/girl was using Christie and he became predictable over and over again, using Christie properly is annoying to deal with but when you use the same move over and over again it becomes predictable. I used nothing but Mid/Low attacks against Christie and got 2 perfects off that person, I get a message saying that I was cheap because I was using the same mix up no juggles, I ignored that person.

Didn't even bother replying to them hate mail over something so stupid is just pointless in my opinion, if I get beat I don't complain just because I know its a game and I don't take it seriously.

[MelonHead]

My all time favourite:

Title- "YOU'RE MOVES ARE..." oo the suspense

"SO EAZEE/CHEEZEE, THAT WAS SOME CHEAP A** SH*T YOU PULLED THERE" This talk carries on for ages.

Me- "Erm calm down, how old are you, you're acting like a little kid, no biggy you lost"

Him- "WHAT'S IT TO YOU...OH WHAT THE HELL I'M 32" (Then he goes on to talk about more "eazee/cheezee" things lmao)

I don't think i've laughed so much in my life!!

A 32 year old.....Thats Pretty Pathetic

[*****]

I FUCKING HATE playing deebo online! Worst shit ever.

EVERY single time Im on psn and deebo comes on it's the same "wanna play tekken" all over again. And just because I always feel like being nice I accept it like the idiot I am.

oh my fucking god it's horror. This guy doesnt know shit. He doesnt punish anything I could throw out lars u/f+3 the whole round and he wouldnt punish it even once. No joke, mechacide actually once did that and he cried about it in the TN online forums for days. His movement is total ass. He pretty much just holds B down and then at some point approach with u/f+1+2 and 3+4 that are totally retarded online. And he never learns from his mistakes. I could do 1,2 punish into hopkick 20 times and he would still try to mash a duckjab in between

Yet he manages to be REAAALLLLYYY hard to fight against. Like you cant approach him cos he just throws shit at complete random. Oh but you cant really whiff punish the stuff on reaction cos ONLINE. SO good luck starting some sort of offense.

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hate mail received from Tofma, well done mate

He uses strats that would never work offline. Like abusing ak's d/b+3 all the fucking time. Offline it's unseeable too. But if you're looking for it you can block it on reaction (That leaves you open to throws though since you focus your concentration on one thing only). Oh but online it's totally unseeable, crushes everything does good damage and on CH gets a juggle. Oh and you cant whiff punish that either. So what do you do? Start randomly ducking like an idiot. Oh but you cant because then 3+4 and u/f+1+2 will kill you cos you cant stand up in time online

u/f+1+2 oh my god this move is stupid online. Offline you could float it into a combo or sidewalk it and launch. But online it's like "Block or die". Braindead approach. Oh yeah it's +2 on block and launches too. Thats just great

that stupid 3+4 cartwheel too. No walkin that thing online. And he can just stop at the first hit for mixups. Offline you could just wait and see if he stops. Then hit him before he does anything. Oh but not online, stupid braindead easy approach into mixups, yayyyyy. You cant even fucking jab on reaction if he does a 1+4 Unblockable afterwards so it might aswell be a fullscreen homing mid unblockable. Fun fun fun

I can barely keep the score somehow even.

And yet every single time I willingly accept the invite. I srsly need to learn to say "no"

I just wish my sponsor will someday get me to britain so I can kick his ass 5-0 in a offline tournament.

what a cry a baby you are tofma, did I gloat after beating you? and no I invited you after playing with Que and you said you wanted to walk the dog then come back and give me a game. If you didnt want to play then dont play, and the line was laggy anyway, so why did you take it so serious to begin with

[LonerHero]

well you know i don't mind losing i lost online tons of times

Spoiler: show

because of lags and some players were pretty good

[*****]

well tofma has a lot of explaining to do lets see what he's going to say

im interested to see what he's going to say this time

I played with him two sessions BTW, had it really bothered him that much then he should have just shut up, the second time I asked him to play

[LonerHero]

boy deboo all i have to say haters gonna hate

[*****]

boy deboo all i have to say haters gonna hate

not this time, haters will be going

I think my patience regarding a certain group of ppl on this site is up

[CFW]

Wow, he sent that long essay over PSN?

wait no, where did that even come from?

[*****]

^^
another forum which was supposed to be kept secret

he built all that rage because my armor king dared beat him, and took online way too seriously


I like how to stuck to old crap I stopped doing a while ago, just to cover up his loss. If I was that easy to beat, and he could do all those simple moves then why couldnt he do it?

it's funny because I remember when a lot more than he did, but I didnt gloat about it.

[Melee_Sovereign]

I kinda see where Tofma's coming from, but whatever. Don't feel like getting into this discussion.

[Tofma]

Now i know there no way I can talk myself out of this. But i'll say one thing.

People say things they dont mean theyre mad. Im only annoyed by the delay that screws everything reaction based making online play like a different game altogether. Nothing personal. Im the type that has a hard time saying "no" to a nice request.

[MelonHead]

Hey are we just talking about hate mail we got from tekken 6 because I got hate mail on RE5 that was pretty stupid
Well I'll just put it
Ya see I was playin Resident evil 5 online with someone (Don't remember his name) On the jet scene with wesker the 1st time I didn't press the button on time so i die. The next few times he wouldn't press the buttons so he kept dying then he ends the session. So a little while later.

Him: You r f*cking retard
Me: Yeah well you are a f*g so we're even
Him: you r f*ck rte
Me:Learn to spell dumbass

No response

[DJD2010]

So I was playing ranking and there was this fag called Omar or some shit, and I beat his ass 2 times in a row, when he beat me once he sent me a message, here's how it went:

"U r NoThInG weak"

"Yo' mama is nothin' you tiny piece of shit, I owned yo' fuckin' ass 2 times in a row before"

"8=======D~ ~ ~"

"Yeah, I put that inside your mom, bitch. I'm blocking you, I don't want little kids like you spamming my inbox."



He might have sent something like "U r So GrEaT i SoRrEe", but I blocked him.

[Guardian Angel]

I only had one XD why dont you take a blue pill

what i said on it do it yourself no liver